Jennifer lawrence+ Personal.
Draco|Hermione: “Please, don’t let me forget you.”
Posted 8 months ago
- men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off
- men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain
Posted 8 months ago
- when I first used tumblr: oh shit the pictures move here
Posted 8 months ago
heislikefireburningthroughtime:
always-there-to-welcome-you-home:
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^^this.
I ship it.
I ship it.“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”
“We have taught you well.”
Imagine Harry Potter’s son trying to tell him he’s gay.
“Dad, I.. I think I’m gay.”
“Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters-“
“Oh God. Dad, I’ve already heard this. I know how this ends.”
“One of them was gay and-“
“For the love of all that is magic, I get it!”
“He was one of the bravest gay wizards I’ve ever known. Brave, but gay.”
“Please stop.”
“BRAVEST GAY HEADMASTER ALL OF HOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD!”
“…”
“BRAVEST AND GAYEST, I SAY.”
this ^
oh my god, I love tumblrtumblr loves gays more than gays love gays.
the comments though
“Mom, I lost my virginity.”
“Were you safe, son?”
“Yeah. I made him wear a condom.”
“Well, as long as you were safe about it. Congrats on the sex, honey. Let me go get the cake.”
“Mom, I had sex with a guy.”
“So did I. That’s how you got here. But, you don’t see making a big deal about it. Now, what flavor do you want the cake?”
i fucking love this post so much <3
this is fucking awesome :3
“Mum… I’m gay.”
“Good boy.”
Posted 8 months ago
Posted 8 months ago
tumblr: home of people with the lowest self esteem, who still think they’re better than everyone else
(Source: psych0phant)
Posted 10 months ago
My new tumblr
Wow I can’t believe I forgot about this account. Anyway, I have a new tumblr account so go follow that instead lol thanks.
Posted 1 year ago
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
